Finally, the book paper crafters have been waiting for! Get Real Greetings offers paper crafters 70+ creative and humorous ways to convey their most unsentimental sentiments in sassy cards. Real women have real lives that aren't tapped into through traditional thinking-of-you cards: they get speeding tickets, fail to impress their new bosses, get PMS (and then, later, have hot flashes), and dump and get dumped by boyfriends and husbands. Through it all they lean on their real friends to tell it like it is and brighten their days with insights like "He's just not that into you," and Get Real Greetings will embrace that mentality. The reader will get inspired to make cards featuring clever sentiments and fresh, contemporary card designs for literally every occasion--especially those that don't get their own sections in Hallmark. A basic techniques section, coupled with supplies lists and light instruction for each card, gives readers all they need to know to make their own Get Real Greetings.